it's time for some
circuitboards? transistors?? HORRIBLE IDEA!!! use VACCUUM TUBES and MAGNETIC TAPE INSTEAD!!!!!!
gameshows are the ONLY thing on television worth watching!!!
murder is okay BUT you gotta have fun with it.
joker?? who's that?? all i see is DISCOUNT CRACKERJACK !!
the cell phone was a MISTAKE!
they should let me break into the smithsoninan so i can be best friends with eniac
GUNS are the most boring way to kill people. instead, try: TELEVISION CAMERAS, VHS TAPES THROWN AT HIGH VELOCITIES, AN IMPROVISED KNIFE MADE OF YOUR OWN DETERIORATING BODY
touchscreens? pfff! it's all about ROTARY PHONE DIALS and SWITCHES OF UNKNONWN FUNCTION babey!!!!
who needs RASTER IMAGES? 3D VECTOR GRAPHICS IN GREEN AND BLACK are the way of the future!!
help girl i keep falling into the conversation pit and giving myself a concussion